Good. I’ve been waiting for a long time for this moronic trend to die it’s well deserved death.

Four kids stuffed into a hot car for a family trip. One is a car sick puker. Father is a smoker and doesn’t believe it. Cue the puker, then three other kids in sympathy because it’s hot and smoky. Mother is very pissed off because the car has to be turned around to clean the kids and car. Not me, my friend. I happened…

Blame it on bad BDSM instructions. 

My daughter, two c-sections both with 3 to 4 stays in the hospital. Their only expense was the hospital parking fees.  Yes, there are wait times for some things but overall, give me Canadian health care over American. 

This is why I always refused to sign for a former housemate’s medical marijuana whenever he wasn’t home.  The deliver guy always agreed with me. Don’t need the hassle of was or wasn’t it delivered.

Their burgers are worth smoke inhalation.

You aren’t familiar with my local Timmies drive thru. It’s filled with people making special orders under the belief that their order is faster, it’s not. 

I check out the number of cars in the drivethru, more than 5, go inside.I’ll note the car that I’d bebehind if I went through the drivethru. Almost always they’re still waiting when I leave the store.

There is a special place in Heaven for people who roll through the drive thru lane with a long custom order.

You lose a point for not working using “Karen”

Isn’t someone going to retrieve that plastic bottle from the jaguar?

Our city takes used pizza boxes in our compost. But last week they refused our plastics because they were in a grey box instead of a blue one. Even though it was clearly all plastic. It pissed me off because I know when the truck gets back to the facility it all gets dumped together anyway. 

Hate to be snarky (but I will) I know that store. It’s a Food Basics, they have nothing worth stealing.

Also, their staff are polite as fuck.  They greet you, give no pressure while you look at the menu and will put chipotle sauce on your burger if you ask. I went into one the other night, one guy was mopping and immediately stopped and apologized for getting in my way. Another time I got a free dessert because my…

I never get tired of this. 

Agree, your face gets messy and you don’t feel satisfied at the end. 

My response was indifference. I don’t like crab legs and watching people gobble them down at buffets like there is no tomorrow leaves me cold. 

I’ll leave this with you: Thanks, Mel!

How the fuck does an adult lose their balance and fall on top of a child?

The guy was a known serial cheater. He’s in a house full of young women willing to drop their clothes for a dime. And who make their dollars being publicly dramatic about everything in their lives. And who need constant ratings and attention to keep their audience entertained. Close personal friend of the family was…