If you are dumb enough to follow these “any publicity is good publicity” attention-seeking pigs then you deserve to be ripped off. Zero sympathies.

Sure, Karen, when you walk down the street at night while wearing it and don’t get stopped by the police, then I’ll buy it.

mac and cheese and Franks red hot sauce. Bonus if there is a cut-up hot dog thrown in.

The kind of blacks who come in from working the fields all day and remind Massa that it’s time for their daily whipping.

Begging Donald to take you back?

Or be like an unnamed relative who showed up at a funeral in a long black dress and matching cape. Years later we still can’t figure out where she found the cape. 

7Up cake?  

“Jesus, hold my mule.” Thank you for that.

It’s not a family meal until someone cries. 

Bottom line: Stay out of public pools. 

Man, you are really turning yourself into a pretzel to rationalize your bullshit.

I don’t live in the US. Patients standing or sitting outside with their IV stand is a common sight. When a friend was in the hospital we regularly crossed a street and took slow short walks in the park with his IV stand attached to him.

Please fire the security guard. Every day around my local hospital is patients in hospital gowns dragging their IV stands because they are sick and getting outside in the sunshine for a few minutes makes them feel so much better. Has that guy not breathed the air inside most hospitals?

Part of gym class was learning to square dance. For people like me with two left feet and no sense of direction, it was torture. 

I really want this job so I can put it on my resume. 2 years running amok at a zoo while being chased by serious looking men with nets and weapons.

Piss off with that noise, you cretin. I had a traumatic childhood and suffer from mental illness yet somehow I get through my days without deliberately running people down with my car. You are an asshole who deserves no mercy from the court. You will spend more time in prison than you did free.  Good. 

When will the dirty lower classes learn that they exist for our entertainment? It’s almost like they expect a modicum of human dignity as they go about trying to live their lives.

They check to see if he’s on Ashley Madison or Grindr. AM might get a pass but not Grindr. They don’t want cock, they want chicken.

The solution is obvious. Lock up all women of child-bearing years until they are no longer fertile. Put them in the same camps as the migrant children. The women can make sure the kids are fed, clothed and clean. It’s a Republican win/win. Two pesky groups are taken care of at once.

“It was meant for me and my friends to laugh at.”