and there are raisins in her potato salad

It was also grad day for the local school so the restaurant had been busy all day and our server looked exhausted. We only knew about the grads because she explained why they were out of the most popular items. We still got great service which made my mom’s tip grate on my nerves even more. lol, you right. It must…

The first time I saw the crappy tip my mother left, I slipped the server $20, unbeknownst to me, my sister did the same thing.

Most servers know that seniors aren’t the best tippers. In the case of my mother it came from poverty, she has money now and once taught she will leave a decent tip but whenever I’m with her I offer to leave the tip.

My mother used to be a bad tipper. $1 per person at the table was her standard. I talked to her and realized that she couldn’t do the math for a good tip so I told her to tip $5 per person. Still not great but much better. 

It used to be that screaming constantly was for little girls chasing each other. Grown women screaming like this at the drop of a hat makes my eye twitch. The desire to throat punch this person is strong.

Thank you. Your solution makes the most sense.

I’m also a non-drinker. At my last group dinner I drank my soda water and watched the guy across from me have 3 martinis and a bottle of wine. I knew he’d be the one suggesting that the bill be split evenly.  I got the server to separate mine from the herd.  My days of subsidizing drunks are over. 

Because there are no such things as babysitters. 

Casinos.  I love casinos because it’s guaranteed child free. They aren’t even allowed on the property in my province. 

Male god can’t keep it in his pants when women are around.  Story checks out. 

She can practice her eye rolling for her sentencing hearing. 

Nothing says Happy Birthday for Sad Middle-aged White Guys like underwear clad girls half-heartedly twerking.

This picture is the first wonderful thing of 2019. It makes my black and bitter heart so happy. There is light at the end of the garbage tunnel of the past two years. 

His most unforgivable sin is that he is a comedian who is not funny.

I feel so sorry for your cleaning staff. They don’t deserve this.

I bet those phones on his desk aren’t really plugged in. 

Also, she is a grandma who will give you a REAL pony for Christmas. 

“Oh, this brooch? Just a little gift from my bestie, Michelle.”

Sure, this macaroni did a little time upstate for a botched convenience store robbery, but you can see it is trying to turn its life around.