I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

I feel like she’s the ONLY one who gets it. She’s the Buster Posey of this group, seeing a bad idea developing and saying “mmmm... nah.”

She’s actually the one doing it right. Also the other tall woman not doing the racist thing, and the one in the middle of the back row not doing the racist thing.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

I think you need to re-read what happened there lol.

Recite the National Anthem Backwards is the most bullshit “sobriety test” ever. I am stone cold sober, have had my morning coffee, and couldn’t do this with out singing it at least once forward, then backing it out from there.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

I am not familiar with US/Florida law, but can he still be charged for DUI even though it was prescription meds and probably not done on purpose? I understand people abuse prescription meds and should have the book thrown at them for driving impaired - but seems like he legitimately didn’t know.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

I have two kids. I love my kids.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

It’s always interesting to see the dull motherfuckers who constantly seem to forget where they are.

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

I scoffed at her attempt at white girl tears. Dummy should have known what was about to happen when he put away his phone and freed his hand.

{preemptive eye roll at all the grays who will run in here to whine, “Yeah, she was “wrong,” but he was wrong tewwwwwwww!!!! The root is waycist and hypocritical for applauding…

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

This is why the unwritten rules of baseball are such a farce.

All kidding aside, how does somebody hit .211 in the and lead somebody to say, “Well we’ve gotta see what he’s got in the next level”?

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman