Starting the speculation train on Bran’s mystery friend! Logic would suggest Maester Wolkan, but I don’t think the hair length matches. Rather, I’m curious if it’s Howland Reed, Meera’s father and the only witness to Jon Snow being a Targaryen. He was at the Tower of Joy with Ned, as Bran saw in his vision. It would…

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

I feel like she’s the ONLY one who gets it. She’s the Buster Posey of this group, seeing a bad idea developing and saying “mmmm... nah.”

She’s actually the one doing it right. Also the other tall woman not doing the racist thing, and the one in the middle of the back row not doing the racist thing.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

I think you need to re-read what happened there lol.

Recite the National Anthem Backwards is the most bullshit “sobriety test” ever. I am stone cold sober, have had my morning coffee, and couldn’t do this with out singing it at least once forward, then backing it out from there.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

I am not familiar with US/Florida law, but can he still be charged for DUI even though it was prescription meds and probably not done on purpose? I understand people abuse prescription meds and should have the book thrown at them for driving impaired - but seems like he legitimately didn’t know.

I remember diving into Blue Lives Matter’s use of Punisher logo for my article on the Kentucky police car logo (link in article above), and it’s a really weird scenario. Comes from military use, as seen in American Sniper, but it suggests that police see themselves at war with parts of the population. Blue Lives…

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

I agree to a point, but Trump’s bringing a level of toxicity to the GOP’s public image (far beyond that of their own shittiness) that at some point will become untenable to them. They must realize that life would be (I assume) far less chaotic for them under Pence and he’d be just as happy to help them continue their…

Nah, I definitely saw that too. Not even a lower back thing, that was clearly all ass.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he has an iron-tight pre-nup. But let’s face it; if she really wants shitloads of money, she could file for divorce and have a $15 million book advance within 24 hours and a $30 million film advance with a week.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

It’s always interesting to see the dull motherfuckers who constantly seem to forget where they are.

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

I scoffed at her attempt at white girl tears. Dummy should have known what was about to happen when he put away his phone and freed his hand.

{preemptive eye roll at all the grays who will run in here to whine, “Yeah, she was “wrong,” but he was wrong tewwwwwwww!!!! The root is waycist and hypocritical for applauding…