I am so fucking embarrassed. This election has turned into a fucking sideshow. We are voting to elect the leader of the free world. What in the fuck happened to us? This is the lowest point in American political history.

Actually, under the FIA’s sporting rules, his job is to attend the press conference if they tell him to…

“Any more disrespecting my disrespecting and I am going to throw all of my toys out of the pram.”

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

I don’t know why I am surprised those exist, but here I am, surprised.

Sad!

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

So even the planes don’t want to go to Florida?

14-year-old Brooke Shields:

She’s only 14.

Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

Who is D’Agostino the wife of? I need to know this immediately.

Yes, but the real story is that two men shook hands somewhere.

It’s puzzling that so many people are angrier at Hillary than at the man actually accused of rape. And that includes the alleged victim.

What I got out of this:

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan