Dislocated my jaw by yawning.
I yawned my face off.
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You seem to be confusing "thinking its difficult" with "truly not caring enough to even try."
One vote in favor of calling it "Haberdasher's Fuckery"!
In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.
A fucking gun?
Dude bros lose ten billionty points for using a knife! Sister here used just her hand.
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A woman did it first.
John Mayer got a lot of Internet bloggers' heads scratching today when he posted this overly manipulated/filtered…
Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.
GOD DAMN IT. If you cannot keep a firearm secure and under your control at all times, you should not own it.
... So for Christmas, she gave him pictures of his cheaty-messages. Well, that's certainly gonna sting... y'know, if he managed to get a papercut or something.
The wife and I are slowly easing our son into weed. We don't want him to be one of those idiots that gets to college, grows dreadlocks, and drops out.
This was the crowning glory of my completely f*&%$ up wedding gift list.
North Face jacket, dark or black spandex pants, and Ugg boots has become The Uniform of college girls (or at least all the girls at the 30,000+ student Big Ten school in Pennsylvania I attended). I have learned to hate The North Face.
If you text me a Christmas list, you have a fucking cell phone. Buy your own presents.
I'm living in a warped version of this right now. Except in my world the ex gets fired at the beginning of December and we are left to make sure the four year old doesn't have to know the other parent is useless and won't live up to promises. Yay!
All my friends with divorced parents got the BEST gifts when I was growing up.
Entering that store with a small female child is like going to a bar with an alcoholic who doesn't know he has a problem.
Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…
Never in the history of all things commerce has a company SOLD OUT SO FUCKING HARD as The North Face.