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Black Avenger of the Spanish Main
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After the flesh (freeze)!

I am literally tearing up a little.

He DOES sound like Black Francis, don't he… I'm listening to the link above and just as I read your comment, he totally yowled.

I attended a Queer Circus recently, and it was most excellent. I've never actually been to a gay parade, though.

*especially. Especially your mom.

Aha. Thanks for the fact check!

Didn't Herman Cain own Godfathers?

I tried a Dominos pizza last year for the first time in a decade. It was absolutely atrocious, and was in no way a satisfying dining experience. I was pretty clear about how terrible it was, to the point where the franchise owner tried to offer me… a credit for future pizza. I declined, incredulously.

Hey, nothing clears out a party that's gone on too long like a side of MMM on the stero.

Definitely drag, not a trans woman.

I keep hearing the term paid protesters, but the preferred nomenclature is actually Alt-Rioter.

I still say Nixon.

I mean, really it all goes back to Nixon.

I'm pretty sure you mean 42% unemployment, right?

I am standing next to one in Portland right now.

It's a neat collection, but the search tools are garbage!

Life of Pie. 11-6 "happy hour" is a 5$ wood fired magherita pie special to die for.

If you're talking about Via Chicago, that shit is almost inedible!

We are down with racial slurs in our usernames here now?