Incorrect! Eggs are parve (neither meat nor dairy), meaning they can be served with either meat or dairy. Some traditions don’t mix meat with fish (though fish is also parve), but that’s neither here not there really.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Pisses me off to no end. As other commenters have pointed out, literally no one else in that shot is smiling. Even if her dad hadn’t just died, this is a disappointing article to say the least.

This looks less like shade and more like “I’d rather be doing anything else as long as it wasn’t around all these people.” She looks tired, worn and sad, which losing a family member would easily explain. :(

This, maybe?

*Julia should smile more

She’s just looking to the side. And no one around her is smiling either. So...?

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I love you, Bobby. I didn't realize what I was missing until I met you.

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Was the windshield tinted black?

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

Why wouldn’t you pee first, then get your coffee on the way back from the bathroom? I mean, I guess it’s unlikely that you’re getting actual shit in your coffee or anything, but my basic rule of thumb is to keep as many things that will be going into my mouth out of public restrooms as possible.

Really sad. He’s gonna have to carry that weight for a long time.