No.

That’s because no one who uses Excel has an important job.
I use excel every day. Also...notice what I’m doing right now.

No one does. All questions you have about how to do something in Excel can usually be solved by 5 mins of Googling. And I’m a software developer by trade. . .

After working in various offices for 10 years, I’m convinced that at least half of the working population doesn’t use Excel as anything more than an oversized calculator.

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

You’ll pay much much more to house him on death row and see his appeals through the bitter end than if he was locked up and forgotten in the SuperMax facility in Colorado.

Not only are they not wrong, I hope they succeed in outlawing the death penalty because it’ll wring some amount of good out of this white supremacist shithead’s existence.

That's when we know that the Constitution works. When we acknowledge the constitutional rights of a little shit like this.

Don’t propose to someone who you’re not going to marry is a good idea too.

+1 True Romantic

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

This change is dumb. You can just get cash back for $1 per 100 points, then spend that cash on Amazon. So it’s basically Chase requiring an extra click.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

“Mike”

Also the seat heater buttons are pretty easy to find.