Color me shocked that Taylor Swift™ would be party to such corporate whoredom.

I’d feel worse for these people if the music industry hadn’t turned into a consolidated shitshow of only a handful of artists netting the vast majority of the profits - like from 10% to 2%. Also, if any of these people collaborated with Pitbull then I feel we, the public, are owed for having to endure it.

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

Fuck off

Our public speech has consequences. I’m just glad that gaslighting the victim and causing our heads to explode with her fucking Schrodinger’s Rape theory wasn’t the only consequence for that shit-for-brains asshole.

Is...is that camel toe?

You know, his father is right. We do need to have a discussion about alcohol and campus culture.

i think the judge is pond scum, don’t get me wrong, but he is also not a convicted rapist. i mean, let’s not let things get away from us here.

I guess then it depends on the type of business. To me, restaurants are mostly subjective. There are some standards to uphold, but I’m the kind of person who doesn’t care as long as the minimum quality was reached.

Agreed, but there’s a difference between a one star review for “My drink took 10 minutes” and one star review for “I’m out $1000 and this contractor did a shit job I have to pay even more money to fix.” One is overkill, the other is probably not.

It was my sad revenge as a consumer who felt duped. I might have felt altruistic when I pressed that publish button, but it was a selfish decision meant only to make myself feel a little better.

But I think the term “conservative” came from being fiscally conservative all around, which would also include the military, right? I mean, of course now it’s out of control, but that’s part of the current problem. I could be wrong, though.

Fish turner.

This is a very tenuous argument you’re making. Does everyone who’s lost someone to tobacco use get to sue the companies? What about alcohol abuse? Car accidents? What if someone dies in a DUI-related car accident? Can I sue Anheuser AND GM?

Look, his death was tragic and the tobacco companies deployed a heartless, immoral policy of manipulating users. But to a degree of being legally or civilly responsible? Adults make choices. These choices can be harmful. But they’re our choices.

Aw thanks :)

I deserve that.

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I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words: