Chizu Shimizu Buckalew is an extremely strong 15 seed.

This is my Christmas morning! Still kind of bummed that the boring Amanda Miranda Panda beat the sublime Tunis Van Peenen last year.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

There are few things more delicious than the tears of a sportswriter whining about the sanctity of baseball and its unwritten rules. I expect to slake my thirst in the coming hours and days.

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

When is it acceptable to make a shit-ass comment about someone taking the elevator? Never. Because I did it once, and the person was coming off of knee surgery a few months prior and I had to go to “sensitivity” class because of it.

Yes, even women are not exempt from the laws of gravity. This would only work with super-tight jeans like the woman in the video is wearing.

Bravo, Kim! I'm not even joking. This is a better response than I could have written in her situation.

At best it’s longform humblebragging, and at worst it’s trying to pave over extremely important criticisms of the damage evangelical christianity has done to this country and its most vulnerable minority citizens.

“Well-off white person has good life” Doesn’t make for the best headline.

Christianity in this country has always, from the very beginning, had a huge persecution complex, regardless of the amount of actual power that they hold in the community or their proximity to people actually being persecuted. The idea that it is strange for people in the “mainstream” to be out and proud about their…

“It is rare to hear someone in mainstream media acknowledge that they are glad to be or have been evangelical, even though about a quarter of Americans are evangelical.”

I turn 30 in four months... better start planning a June wedding! Any groom will do!

Do those people think that once a woman turns 30, she immediately dissolves into the crypt keeper? Why is 29 the age that the pearl-clutchers deem the beginning of spinsterhood? Like, that’s when a lot of people are finishing up graduate school, finally settling into their careers, or realizing that the economy sucks…

I never thought I’d get married because a.) a lot of the married people around me - who seemed perfectly happy - had marriages I wasn’t interested in and b.) each time I imagined being married to anyone I was seriously dating I’d basically have a full-blown panic attack.

Honestly, that was how I thought of marriage too. It wasn’t until I met my fiance that I was like, “Hold on a second. We can still do cool shit and have our own lives and friends just like we do now. But I can also add him to my health insurance.”

The interview was so amazing too, I am so, so glad you posted this.

“I’ve been afraid of the way marriage often stands for the point at which your life closes in, rather than looks outwards.”