“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

Does anyone else feel like HamNo is slightly disappointed any time he sees one of these clips and doesn’t have something to criticize?
Like if his form was way off, there would have been like 4 paragraphs about needing to work your core and focus on high quality yogurt.

I mean, that would be hilarious, but I think it’s time to accept that it won’t happen. He’s running. He won’t drop out unless he somehow loses the next, like, 20 states.

I feel like the most pleasant pea taste is butter, salt, and pepper.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say, “I’m not reading that.”

Speaking of baked things, so I’m at the spot and I’m getting my yams and this old lady cruises up to me like I’m the town yam monger or whatever, and she asks me what I do with them. “Bake them,” I said, “and then mash them.” I noticed she had her phone in her hand, up real high under her big thick ass glasses. She…

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

goddamn.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Who are they?

Lose-lose for this guy. He jumps in and takes a side, and he’s a violent offender. He stays back and does nothing, and he’s condoning violence. I think it’d just be better if it hadn’t been on camera.

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

Oh, good. For a minute I was concerned that Dante Fowler’s employers wouldn’t get involved.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Yeah, I want to add my voice to the chorus saying this article is a bunch of bullshit. I don’t look down on Hitler more because there was something unusual going on with his dick, I look down on him because he murdered millions of my countrymen.

If you’re a historian studying if his insecurities about his genitals…

I’m going to ask this sincerely: why not extend the same empathy towards people’s brains? The reality is that Hitler had a completely fucked up brain, free will is an illusion, and anyone that is ‘evil’ is simply evil because of processes happening in their brain in which they have no control over. His brain and dick…

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

I used whiskey when I accidently got a big stain on my wifes’ favorite very expensive blouse.........I heard about this on the internet.