Dude’s entire career post-In Living Color is a money hustle.

Yo I thought that was a bath puff.

Instead of blaming Chile, I’d blame the parents of this child and everyone in the community for ignoring this shit. But I agree with the person who said this is further proof that dogs are just better than people.

A Condom King?

Yes yes yes. Also, does Beyoncé count? Do other people say Bee-yon-CAY? I can’t remember how she actually says it, but I always thought it was Bee-YON-cay.

A still from a porn in Taylor Swift’s mind, starring Taylor Swift...whoa.

Size queen here too, but I’ve definitely had to say no to too big.

He probably didn’t intend to do it, but by announcing his intent to run for President, he kicked off a discussion about who is qualified and why, which is the real lesson here. Like, he will probably never even run but he’s unknowingly commenting on how ridiculous the whole game is and how stupid we have all become.

Exactly. Thank you! It’s so blatantly “for all the wrong reasons” that I’m amazed anyone would actually be like “Yeah, Prez TrumporWest for the change we need!”

He also found a way to benefit from the capitalistic racist world that he simultaneously criticizes and worships. He married Kim Kardashian, ffs.

Kanye knows more about fashion design than he knows about being a president. *nail painting emoji*

I thought Gags had the market on desperation cornered but look at this one right here stealing all that thunder!

I haven’t collected much research but I know that the vast majority of my queer female friends are complete otherwordly babes-and-a-half and I look like a bruised, leaky bag of hot garbage next to them.

Cause it taps into people’s nostalgia, and most people don’t want Original-original. People like something that sounds or looks like someone or something else they know and like, and the “twist” put on it is what is focused on as the “unique” element.

Woulda been awesome if Miley shrugged her shoulders like “Yeah, I said it,”

But just a little!

They’re more “Artist” than “Celebrity/Buffoon”.

Whuuuuut? Not even Legends of the Fall? That’s when he was at his most delicious...if you’re into that sort of dude.

I know SOOOOOO many of these fake hippies. “One luv” until someone arrives who doesn’t fit their guidelines of how someone should be, what they should like, and what job they should have. I swear I have hung out with fashion assholes that were less judgmental.

Seems like everything you said points to just how awful it is to live within a set of gender confines that don’t fit you. Even if you’re “winning” it still doesn’t feel like it, if you can’t just be you.