He’s obsessed with Kim being seen and loved as Beyoncé (personally can’t STAND her either) but as we know he is completely delusional.

You and me both, sister. You and me both. Sigh...

There is this dude I hate-follow on Facebook that seriously posts every single meal he has—and usually it’s fatty junk food in styrofoam with horrible lighting and doesn’t look appetizing at all. I wish it was ironic. No, he thinks he’s awesome.

My friend’s mom was a gardener and greeter of her daughter’s friends at home (topless) and dressed her all in black as a baby and small kid. Her friends were like “how can you dress a baby in black!?” which she thought was hilar. My friend is super sweet, loving, and still wears all black and looks damn good.

What is Joe Mande’s problem, yo?

Divorce is sad, and I can’t imagine going through it so publicly. But I’m gonna read Nahla’s tell-all as sson as it comes out.

Long play for a shot at that vagina.

He wants to bone.

You mean European food that doesn’t include Spain, Italy, Greece, France, etc...

God, he sure is cleve—NOT!

Well...she’s got great skin.

Do you also have a distaste for Mindy Kaling? I do, but I can’t really articulate why...I also don’t find her THAT funny.

She’ll get credit for the joke because it’s cleverer than something she’d normally say (which, since it’s not clever, says a lot), even though it’s something many others have said before her. I haven’t been in high school for a long time but that still annoys me.

Also see above for “ugly men don’t have makeup,”

We don’t know the picture that the LW painted of the cousin to him, or vice versa.

Agreed. The cousin seems to merely have been supporting LW. It’s very possible she was just talking mad shit to her cousin when she was mad at him, and her cousin just thought “Wait, I thought you spent that whole afternoon listing all the ways in which he’s a mooch, I thought I was supposed to hate him?” So she was…

Your just jelizzz cause they are rich and famous and that’s the only thing that matters and you know that and like you can’t like have it yourself so like you have to be all negatiV and haterate on the people who are truly like happy on the inside.

Oh ok so let me get this straight: gradually we are developing a new, dialect of English, right? Mostly used online or by people who inspire our cultural rush to feast on the sludge at the bottom of the barrel, right? Where gradually, we take words and give them opposite meanings, right? Whereby “literally” means…

This dress tho. I would wear the fuck out of this.

Haha! “It’s like, boo-hoo,”