Still looks pink to me.

Brava!

But isn’t 29 almost three decades?

I would die...from happiness, if that was the worst thing my mother did at my wedding. I wish I hadn’t had one, but I have expressed that sentiment once or twice and friends are always like “Aw but it was so great!” so I can’t say that anymore.

Haha because the United States and Europe didn’t actually cause the immigration problems they’re bitching about now by working with corrupt governments and exploiting the resources of their economic colonies. U funny. Why am I not surprised your sage advice boils down to “git chu a gun!”?

Know what’s fucked? The only people I know who vocally support Trump are a second-generation Italian American and a Cuban-American. Talk about self-hating. Classic example of “I’ll walk through that door of opportunity but then bolt it shut after, cause I don’t wanna share,”

What is it with Marilyn being the icon for the most vapid and boring women I have ever encountered? What is it with the brattiest women I know being the first to post an ugly Insta of “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” MMMMNo...pretty sure no one wants or needs to ‘handle’ the petty…

Question: why is he the devil? He has a case of dopey face and a proclivity for really ugly tattoos, but he’s just so boring I can’t even listen to a single one of his songs, I just don’t care and I know I’ll be bored. The devil would actually be Tay Tay. Dude just looks like a badly graffiti’ed dilapidated bodega…

I’m so sorry to hear that you had to go through that shit. And how illogical is it for parents to force kids to give up innocent child things because they’re freaked out about tearing their hymen or virginity??

My mother also thought I’d end up screwing every boy, girl, and or fire hydrant that crossed my path. I was a virgin until 20 :)

I was getting picked on at school by...everyone, because 14 year old girls are Satan and my friends had turned the entire 8th grade against me. I hadn’t told my parents, because they were overbearing and I wanted to handle my own business. I don’t remember what I did, I think I must have “talked back” (read: insisted…

Amen. For real.

She does appear to be going for the Marilyn look which...ugh. Poor Marilyn. Is there anyone more imitated (and always so badly)? People are really uncreative.

Poor animals that have to die to make some fugly fashion house shoes that are gonna get smothered in sweat and toejam.

Lorddddd there are those people that are good and caring dog owners and those that would push a child into traffic so it wouldn’t get in the way of their dog’s walking path. Somehow when it’s Type 2, the dog is usually a tiny yappy shitty mean old thing. I lost a friend in part because she got a little dog and let it…

Except no one wants human skin because it’s not furry and beautiful. Not generally, anyway.

My favorites were when some dumb hick would come in to Bennigan’s, inhale TWO Monte Christo sandwiches (battered n fried ham n cheese with powdered sugar on top), be a complete disgusting asshole the entire time, and make a remark such as “I hope you’re not planning on doing this forever,” or “See honey (to their poor…

Sure, dude.

I’m Latina too. I didn’t see that article but it’s one thing to say she SHOULD get a black friend and another to say “hm...why do all her friends look the same?” when she has access to all types of young famous women of all types, travels the world, and is all “girl power,”

Yes. Yes it is. BUT it’s just to illustrate the point that I really think her music is baaaaad. Like Stan’s dad on South Park writing a Lorde song in the shower bad.