I need to sit down, I'm too shocked. And yes, I was typing this standing up.

I may actually feel bad for that moronathon (Sherri) for being taken advantage of by a clearly horrible man, but you know what? The child had no choice in this matter. If she had any type of heart, she would be fighting for custody, because clearly, this man is not fit for raising a human child. He's unashamedly using…

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

American Vomit.

So I guess we agree. The only thing I'd say is that of course, I make art because I love to do it—and therefore it would be even better if I could ONLY do that, so I'd get to do it most of the time! Yeah, it's not the reality, but I don't have the attitude of "it is what it is" when it comes to the fact that many…

I'm 5'7" and pretty thin-ish, and my husband is a solidly built 6'4", and I panic like a cat dropped in water when he picks me up. It's a combination of feeling paranoid about being heavy enough that he could break his back when he's trying to hoist me over his head like Johnny Castle, and not trusting him to not drop…

Ixnay on the Pektorsay, tho—I think you could get me to get me some awful things if I was subjected to that OITNB theme song repeatedly (thank dog for fast forwarding).

I'm not discounting what you said BUT I'm so over the celebrity ass-licking art world. Chelsea galleries WOULD show this there because they're not really aiming for the subversive, the new, and *I hate this word* those who actually would disrupt the status quo. They want to stay afloat and make big sales to big…

Fuck that, I'm reclining my seat. I'm not about to sit at a 90º angle just so some person doesn't get miffed. I don't even recline it all the way, I BETTER not cross paths with any of these people.

Hold up, tho. Why is this even an issue? We live in a fantastic time—we have "fashion sweatpants" now, which means that I actually have a pair since I have more choices than "heavy baggy ball tents."

He's super cute, too.

Because you can't expose 2/3rds of your tits with a couple leather patches in the original design.

I never really knew how something could look both ugly AND boring, but there you have it.

I live in Denmark and know a few Thors (pronounced "Tor"—now knowing that, pronouncing it with the lisp like "THor" sounds kinda dumb). I love the Nordic names: Nanna, Sif (girl's name), Thor, Asger, Valdemar, etc.

How can Kanye do comedy when he has zero sense of humor?

That's the face of the man with dick so good it will make you throw away years of academic accomplishment, law school, and your career. Girl— for why???

I've heard more clever jokes from Carlos Mencia.

Fair enough. I also think it's obnoxious when people are all like, pot-worshipping and way too into it. But I smoke almost every day, as does my husband. I don't really think of myself as a typical stoner but I dunno. I think that drunk people are extremely annoying, especially when I'm sober. What you just said could…

Uh, yes. Some Jews are POC. There are Jews of every ethnicity, not just Eastern European rooted white.

I think the real key is "don't paint all people with one broad brush," Yes. Many stoned people are boring or frustrating, but many are not. Sometimes people are really funny, sometimes they seem like they lost 50 IQ points in an instant, and sometimes they just silently clean the house or watch Netflix. But if you…