Yahhhhh, kay. The problem with women who think other women as a whole are jealous of them, is that they have a skewed perception of reality. Sometimes, "hot" or whatever women who are also the type to accuse others of being jealous can have a very shallow, boring personality. So they think other women are jealous of…

I love Sofia and she's really funny but she seems like the type that says "that's why I only have dude friends!"

Flattering doesn't mean skinny. It means looking polished, put together, NOT sloppy, not making something that is likely very expensive look like something your cousin made in high school sewing class. You're entitled to your opinion and you may actually like the way she looks, but does she look nice? Not really…

The Danes put potatoes on pizza.

Just a plain thin-strapped top would have worked instead. It looks like a shirt she wears to work or something.

Cause Shaggy is stoned the whole time, Fred is always trying to go fuck Daphne on the sly, and Velma is the only one with brains but she's a freckly four-eyed nerd so no one listens to her.

That slouch...my god girl. Slouch if you want! But if you're gonna put on a "pretty," expensive dress and go through all that effort, girl do something about that slump. Better to forget your shoes.

Yes Mara. Though I suspect you're directing the comment at those of us who are really unimpressed by Beyoncé, I'll take it—but it should apply to the rabid fanatics as well.

This is a world which rewards much worse than this. At least he's ridiculous all the way, rather than pretending all that shit is for some deeper artistic reason.

Yeah but it brings a levity to a stupid piece of shit event that it deserves. I am no fan of Katy Perry but this was kind of awesome and stoopid.

She should do the same thing you do. And put down the oil.

And somehow Kimmy always manages to make anything look ill-fitting as fuck and like it cost about $50. How does she do it? Is this what influential fashion mavens do? She always looks more and more like something that should be airbrushed on the hood of a lowrider.

Stupid people.

It's as if they can't handle an instant of non-mediocrity!

Ok, I don't like Beyoncé but...Marilyn Manson? Dude. Dude...

A corporate event for corporate created music.

Uh, Nick Cannon's dad is DUM.

Holy shit, my bike tires aren't even that firm.

It's like the dishrag your roomie got from Anthropologie is falling off the plate, uncovering two greasy rolls that are about to get popped in the oven once they finish rising all the way.

It is not flattering on her. It would look nicer on someone else, who was a little more goth.