What a cool ballsy kid!

Oh yeah. He's scorching hot. And about 6'4" from what I've read. Hmmmmmmmm.

That might have made it more interesting, actually. He barely said anything and showed barely any emotion.

I only wear Kiehl's Original Musk. Forever and always. I've gotten about 8-10 people (it's unisex) buying a bottle immediately after noticing my perfume. It's clean, woodsy, sexy, and fresh.

You ARE lucky. It's infuriating.

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

She fucking wishes!

Assuming Aladdin is Muslim, wouldn't he be circumcised?

I went out with a "cute" guy on OKCupid many years ago, and found myself on a date with a dude with full on bob and bangs starting from the top of his head. Because he was disguising his baldness.

I thought she was going for Barbra. Either way, she's copy—I mean "channeling" someone else, as ushe.

Oh Ellen, you're so tragically unfunny, but I guess that's why those GenX soccer moms love you so much.

I'm only mildly more aggressive and infinitely more likely to bust out crying at a little kid eating a fucking sandwich in a peanut butter commercial.

What the fuck, America?? People can't let their kids play alone anymore? What kind of world did these people grow up in that they think letting a kid play outside alone is abuse?

Well, you're right in that "Muslim" isn't a race, but to ignorant vicious assholes like this lady, it IS. So in her mind, she IS insulting someone based on their "race,"

White people losing their goddamn minds that their cultural dominance is being put into question. Lovesit!

And I'd be right there pouring you a glass of your preferred wine.

They are, but are they as worst as the Kardashians? Up for debate.

It's ok not to like things, but after he/she continued with the "I love the smell of my own progressive farts" escalations, I'd also love to extend that invitation.

1) That's all we need to say here. It's only "tacky" and disturbing cause it's not white people doing it. But when it comes to circumcision, noooo that's different! How about for both of these scenarios, people learn to check their internal prejudice and concentrate on their own shit. It's not abuse.

I love when movies become reality. Who knew while watching Zoolander and Idiocracy that we were actually looking at THE FUTURE?