Wouldn't it be great if she ended up being a surly shitty crusty punk with corked nose rings and tattoos on her face?

I wish they'd employ you, too!

I had them when I was born and it's a cultural thing. It's hardly torture. If you don't like them, fortunately you aren't obligated to put any on your babies.

By "mom," do you mean "nanny"?

ALL my lesbian friends, until I guess, now that this exists?

You could just tape the razor to a long stick.

NO. ME.

You're not lying, and that makes me cry.

Ok, I realize I wasn't too clear when I said "celebrity" because Liz Taylor is the Queen. Based on that bottle alone, I'm in.

Haha, LAMB is ok in a way because Gwen Stefani is a designer too. I meant more like the Paris Hilton perfume.

Anyone on here ever buy a celebrity scent? Out with it, I want to know if anyone actually buys that shit.

Poopy contro-ol?

Shit. I'm gonna go dig up all my "teen shenanigans" photos taken with a disposable, blow up the fuckers, and stick em in a gallery. I didn't know I was a photographic genius until now!

And that's a huge problem—not being able to disagree with the actions of Israel because you'll risk being labeled a traitor or a self-hater as a Jew, or anti-Semitic Hamas sympathizer if not. On a smaller scale, we can love our families and protect them, but also admit when they're doing fucked up shit. I'm glad you…

It's a race to the bottom, man.

"Misguided" sounds like they didn't mean to be offensive or something. This is downright racist and disgusting. There's no shred of a doubt that this is fucked up and racist. Why can't we call it what it is, right in the title? I imagine you wouldn't say "misguided" about a cartoon with a Jewish caricature holding a…

A waste of money? Shit, everyone's entitled to their opinion but I do not get that mentality at all.

And she's the "most important artist of our generation,"

I met him once and asked if I could take a photo. He rolled his eyes and was like "fine," then my stupid Sprint phone didn't work and I was too embarrassed to ask him again. But I'm not mad at him!

Except her music sucks.