You don't fucking say. Color me surprised.

Yeah, sounds like you feel real sorry. Could you not also argue that the Israeli government is contributing to the suffering of its own people, then? Could you not really say that about most governments?

No, they're doing it because they're probably young and not thinking (or empathizing) very deeply about how little kids' legs are being blown off by "their" soldiers. And they want people to say "You're hot!"

I'm also not a fan and I have no problem with anyone's ass out there—unless people try to convince me that putting the ass out there is some unfuckwithable evidence of subversion because come the fuck on. I mean, when Lil' Kim did it (first and better), it wasn't a time when every single fucking pop star was doing the…

It's good "performance art" cause most people don't understand performance art at all, so you can do anything and call it a performance. I'm performing on my armchair right now. I just pulled my waistband over my gunt—there's my happening. Does it matter that no one saw it? No, that's what the message is, I shouldn't…

Yeah! Of course, it's possible for many people to be extremely devoted to their loved one (even dog-like devotion) and not be SO bland. What did he and Samantha ever talk about? He seemed very simple. But I suppose it's not outrageous that Samantha would prioritize good sex and good looks over other substance.…

I wish this had been a thing in the 90s before I chola-fied my brows.

You know what? You're right. I love Harry. I'd marry Harry. Smith was sexy and sweet but I always thought he was a little...flat? Maybe it was his acting, but I didn't really buy his "perfect, totally devoted, extremely hot, yet humble," character.

-Why is that "Y" in "Grey" sticking out so far to the right!?

I DON'T GET IT.

HA! HA! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHHAHA! 50 Shades of Gray, Kathie Lee and Hoda, and Beyoncé...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

That shriek. I shudder at the thought.

Chauvanism in this case means Aidan was *gasp* mistrustful of Carrie cause she cheated on him. Understandable if you ask me. Yeah he wanted to lock it down—but it's called "old-fashioned", maybe even "stifling" or "clingy", it's not subjugation of women.

Aidan was nice but he was not as impressed by superficial glamour (and was a bit boring, let's be honest). He needed a chick that would go white-water rafting with him and shit, and that wasn't Miss Priss.

Well I dunno if you have worked in a corporation in New York, but there are still many, MANY women who you just know moved to NYC to have a Carrie Bradshaw life and will instagram about their McQueen bracelets and Louboutins (<—-they say this, but they really mean "please someone think I'm cool! Is this what you guys…

Actually Berger was more of a "hipster" stereotype in my eyes. Aidan was old-fashioned and a little too salt of the earth for Carrie—-whom I HAAAAATED by the way. God that "help I'm just a cute girl...who's 38" shriek still makes me want to slap her. How did she even have friends?

I was actually just watching the Berger episodes last night while smoking some ill-advised joints. That guy fucking sucked, and those type of guys suck. You know the ones: witty, self-deprecating, charming, all that fun stuff. But under the surface there is a tension and anger, that feeling sorry for himself all the…

No, you didn't. That's why you're on here writing out a fantasy, loser.

Someone I know knows Sofia's ex-creep really well and DAMN, what took her so long to ditch his ass? I mean, it was no secret dude was cheating on her left and right and is a big time asshole. This is the upgrade to end all upgrades: Joe Man-jello. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Someone come here and defend Kanye's rant as genius and try to convince us that he's not at all an insecure entitled asshole who is mad that he isn't being worshipped as the fashion icon of his time, and mad that everyone still sees his vapid, tacky, fameho wife as a vapid, tacky, fameho despite his insistence that…