Not a party—Sprang Breaaaak!

By the way, is that THEO in your avatar? That was a big crush of mine when I was a kid. A far cry from sleazy white boys, heshers, house heads, and "hot dudes who can't dress" that I'm usually attracted to. No really, who am I?

I can't fux with Scorpio men. Too much sex and too many emotions that go BOOM with me.

Both of you, both of you are echoing my thoughts on this. Why, just the other day I lamented shamefully that I'd actually do Riff Raff. What is this?

YOU TOO? Girl.

How'd you score the best gig in the world?

Sorry but this is yesterday's news, yo.

Oh that was a really good one.

It is. It's not purposely trying to steal or insult anyone.

It's like furniture from different sets put together. One chair from Papá Soltero, a table from Marimar, a lamp from Rosa Salvaje, etc.

"This is my JOB! It's the only thing I HAVE!"

That was Leona Helmsley and it was a dog and I will now go flagellate myself for knowing that.

Well, I wouldn't say that because it literally translates to "servants," so... But anyway, who really has maids anymore? I guess Carlos Slim or somebody.

So if you are one of those "men and women can't be friends," guys, then you're beyond help. I'm sorry for you cause you'll miss out on some amazing, soul-stirring, motivating relationships.

I admit that's kind of the principal reason why I find him so tasty.

I mean...MMM!

I want to crawl into your mind and steal that memory. Is that creepy? That was creepy. Sorreh.

Ok but on the real, novelas are hilarious and overdramatic for the most part in Mexico (sorry, Mexicans), but there are some incredible ones from Brazil. In fact, I would be pleased as punch if someone here would discuss Xica because that would be an incredible topic on this site.

Yeah they use so many outdated words and that's kind of the best part. Or they used to?...I haven't watched a novela in years. They'll say things like: golfa, cursi, canalla, descarado, and refer to the maids as "sirvientas," LOL

My mom did that same shit when I had that Greek boyfriend with tattoos.