I've said it before and I'll say it again: that white boy can get it get it get it.

BRB gonna go find mah cat ears.

I was kinda with you until the second half of the first paragraph. Jesus man. If you can't be yourself around your woman, then maybe consider finding a new one?

Maybe because many straight male boys try to emulate their fathers or are pushed to do so.

Hahah so good!

I only appreciate the fact that he's not being delusional or trying to twist his motives into something noble or saintly. We live in a time where celebrities from A-ZZZZ lie and spin even when caught red-handed. He doesn't really express regret here, and he's not tearing anyone down at all. He's not saying "Hi…

This entire thing is the literal representation of YAAASSSS.

I don't get it. Is it because I'm 32?

The first time I read the comment, I was smiling, but you'll never guess how hard I laughed when I read it a second time.

Well, I think a couple of people downthread were wondering where he got the money, but I wasn't. Where did you get that from?

Thank you. That shit was so dumb. Actually what pisses me off is that it's SO corny that it makes me question if I'm a cynic toward the work that moms do. This shit made me hate it so much that I thought I was also hating on moms! Those assholes!

I'm happy you like your results! I gotta be honest, I think I'm going to wait until I'm older and get some work done, if I can afford it and still want to then. Right now I suffer from a tragic case of Droopy Dog face, but I'm still young. If I did anything it would either look too obvious, or in a few years would…

Totally, that was his priority.

Actually, he sounds rather self-aware, honest, and articulate. He admits he always wanted to feel glamorous and that plastic surgery was the most obvious way to go about it. He couldn't magically become rich and famous so as a very young man, latched onto the superficial trappings of wealth. I didn't catch his age but…

That Vanessa Hudgens is a dork. And not just cause of the headdress.

No, I just do it because I'm TURNING INTO MY MOTHER.

Something tells me Ice Cube also flips the table at the bar when his glass has an itty bitty bit less liquid in it than his friend's. "YOU GAVE HIM MORE!"

They both seem to think they're super hilarious, huh?

I dunno who this Caprice Crane is but TRU on that "inspirational quote" nonsense. The nature of the quote will tell everyone exactly what your problem is at the moment. Do you really want everyone to know that you're a dramatic person who fights with all her friends, hence the many iterations of "Let go of those who…

That's pretty hilarious and I'm surprised no one sued.