What kind of name is Brien?

BBC = Basket Ball Coach?

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

This sounds a bit like a description of a Brazzers video.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

I’m not getting paid for these.

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

I mean, his stuff is untouchable.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

First photo is of a cougar.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

A man with no sense of reservation.

I know what you’re thinking, but he’s probably resistant to smallpox.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

He has definitely shared his wife with the guys at Sturgis.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Joe Buck takes a lot of shit, and his moralizing over the Randy Moss mooning back in the day was definitely over the top, but he actually seems like a good dude and he (usually) calls a good game.

You’re an alcoholic.