If Joe Jacoby doesn’t get in as a “senior” candidate, it’s a damn crime. 3 time SB champion, 4 time Pro Bowl, 3 time All-Pro, 1980s All-Decade Team, and all the while paired up against NFC East opponents in Randy White, Reggie White, and Lawrence Taylor (all HOFers themselves) on one of the greatest offensive lines…

Leaving Joe Jacoby out...again...Bulllllllshittt.....

I still don’t get the bias against offensive linemen.... Jacoby was a beast and played against the best.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

Do yourself a favor and just what the free throw shooter in the second video.

Another vote for the Madza5. I just love these little fuckers. But I am a middle aged, middle class black man in Washington DC. I JUST CANNOT BE SEEN DRIVING THIS CAR.

He does seem to have the requisite spelling and grammar.

“the whole cabin reeks of gear oil” This is like when my 12 year old says something smells. It’s definitely not the socks he’s worn 6 days in a row just like the oil smell isn’t coming from you. :)

Plausiball is the next kid after LaBall.

You’re giving Bill way too much credit. It’s about as clear a dive as you can get. There’s really no nuance here.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

I wonder if even cops are afraid of cops. I wonder if they know better than anyone whether they should be.

Much of this is stolen from an amalgamation of my replies in other threads.

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

Or the fucking Mets, who get like one post per day on this here website and are not even relevant outside their borough.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Considering that he’s a Grade A douchebag....Hope the train makes a full recovery

Eat, sleep, train.