It was also the first time in a year since the Capitals choked.

It’s was pretty clear that the bear had already calculated the vector to intersect the arc of the trail where the rider would be. If he had continued at his current rate he would have fallen into the bear’s trap. It is well known that bears are walking TI-85s with claws. By stopping he added a variable the bear didn’t…

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

his cell phone was dead, marooning him without a way to contact anyone

“We shot the kangaroo, the dog, and the man.” To me it looks better with the Oxford comma. I’m weird like that.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

Cool, but he’s got nothing on this Crown Vic.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

I automatically read the title with a Jim Ross voice inside my head.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Oh, I see you’re changing the oil.

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

That was a bad Djok

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Nonsense. The second the woman on the left kicked off her shoes he should have known what was coming and restrained her.

Did he call the guy a “really useful Chinaman”? Like this is the Isle of Sodor and he’s Sir Topham Hat?