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It was a misunderstanding.

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

If you think you don’t need a large bench vise, you are wrong.

If you think you don’t need a large bench vise, you are wrong.

All the same folks as you basically. I think Sara Niemietz is my all time favorite though. It’s impossible to name just one. I saw Dani Armstrong sing Chandelier in Nashville a couple of months ago and I am a believer. Damn she can sing. I also love Kenton Chen.

The SNC doube feature came to Nashville the night after they were in Atlanta and it was unnaturally cool outside. I was shocked. I prefer the full show but SNC wasn’t bad.

Who cares if they go? Four wheeled cars are symbols of the past. Three wheels will move us forward, and Elio needs more factory space.

Good fender flares never go out of style.

I don’t know why, and I’m probably (definitely) in the minority here, but I really like about 75% of what they do. I don’t like the stanced, stretched-tire look, but I dig just about everything else.

What city? I saw them in Nashville one full show (I was one row behind the guy filming the second video above) and the other was a double feature with Straight No Chaser. SNC was good but not PMJ good.

Its a demonstration to get gtr owners to buy upgrades from the company.

The third pass was faster because the driver emptied his bowels while getting sideways at damn near 190 mph on the second pass. The reduced weight was to his advantage, obviously.

Telly’s daughter Ariana Savalas is an amazing singer who tours with Postmodern Jukebox. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing her live twice. Incredibly entertaining!

“German Quality” - It’s a warning.

“German Quality”, i know people still swear by it and live buy. They think that everything German is built to last. But i just dont buy it and its just not true. Its more marketing than any actual quality if you ask me.

Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.

Exact same situation my sister was in. She ended up with a used Honda Odyssey. Came in under their $10,000 budget. 2 rows of captain chairs to help prevent the kids hitting each other, and also allowed for 2 car seats in the rear and one on the drivers side to allow easier ingress and egress. Enough snark in the V6 to…

Condoms

I have one and if he can’t get into the third row when the second row has car seats he’s gonna be just as screwed. He needs a minivan I think.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.