It was .. Unpleasant to experience in person. I'll just say that. Word around the park is James Shields went with Cobb to the hospital, which is cool.

I'm just glad Deadspin is treated as Gawker Media's de facto men's-interest site and not Jalopnik.

The rest of the FSU student body is required to go through a rigorous process where they learn what “No” means. It’s called applying to the University of Florida.

Child, plea!

• Kurt Bevacqua's son

"Just keep looking straight ahead and keep your hands in your lap . . . you can do it . . . only two minutes left . . . come on . . . no eye contact . . . "

So wait, this isn't just a really long Brazzers intro?

True story: I actually had to dog sit for my in-laws' Pomeranian this past weekend at their house because the fucking dog has too much anxiety to be boarded. Not sure if it's hair would fall out. It does not have papers. Worse part is my wife's never seen the movie, so she didn't understand my jokes about the…

And after watching every episode of the Wire I thought Baltimore was a peaceful town.

Faces of Meth...Live!

Hibbert's grin is by far my favorite part.

Pretty sure that's the white of Ted Williams' frozen eye.

Dig for that purple treasure!

Welp, no one is going to top this comment. Ever.

I brought a freezer with me to Iraq. My family used to ship cases of Otter Pops over to me. The locals that did scut work on base took breaks near my hooch, so if I was off-duty at the time I'd bring them all out some Otter Pops. After the 2nd day, the one that spoke English thanked me but asked me not to bring out…

"and the results apparently showed a disk problem"

Sometimes the shooter makes you look good. 30+ years of goaltending here, and absolutely no way JQ stops that if elevated. Better lucky than good sometimes.

Nice save by Quick no doubt, but for my money, the title for biggest glove save in the history of Los Angeles still belongs to Johnnie Cochran.

I could accept that this is an illusion if Indiana hadn't more or less played Miami even all year. At worst. They won the first two games of the year, holding the Heat to 89 and 77 in those games. The third one, in March, Indiana was just another domino in Miami's ridiculous win streak. The Heat shot 56% in that game,…

I can't believe how far Keyshawn & Justin have fallen.