"You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't pound (hic)."

Well, at least it's a new angle on a terrible joke. I'm so tired of LA rape jokes involving around 140 characters always being about Kobe Bryant.

Fox Sports One is mostly based in Los Angeles.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house when the Syracuse Orange and Mr. Met were told that they'd no longer be needed for SportsCenter promos....

Really hope Bob Ley takes a critical look at this in the next Outside the Unemployment Lines.

Youtube removed the video. Here's the important part.

I've gotten way higher than that in a minivan. Way higher, man.

Nice to know even the pros make shitty shots.

No word yet on whether Affeldt will return Reed Johnson's facial hair.

Didn't the Lakers win two rings with Pau? How many does Marc have?

Pictured: Bryce Harper explains to his manager, "All I need are some tasty waaaavves, a cooool buzz, and I'm fine."

My instincts tell me: if something smells fishy, it's probably Roe.

Looks drunk off toilet-bowl hooch

Well, at least he was wearing a wrestling singlet at the time.

Winning boobs, or GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS????

i get it now.

you can't blame him, that's the only place that will sign him to a 2-year contract.

The UK is the 197th-tier country?

THINGS LANCE ARMSTRONG DID