My first reaction to reading the headline was, “Well, he must not be very good if they dismissed him immediately.” Nice try Jimbo but your program is still a big time problem for the women of Florida.

Seems like he’ll fit in great with the always welcoming and polite fans that populate The Black Hole. Too bad his son will never sniff the field during the regular season.

My former boss and her husband split each of their names in half and combined them. I thought it was pretty cool idea. Best of luck!

I like busty underclasswomen, Barry can have the underclassmen all he wants. #LoveIsLove

I just can’t give myself dap! Why does no one want to give me dap?!?!

Bigotry.

“Da F is on Jeremy’s dome?”

My brother, an ASU junior, has been trying his damnedest to as he puts it, “#BringBackTheBritneySpearsMic” I agree with him because look how majestic this thing is!

I have been notified that this is in fact Stan Kronke, my apologies for not keeping up with the many faces of an AssHat owner.

I’m hoping his eye is so wonkie from all of the winking he did during the interview that we couldn’t hear because he was forced into saying this utter bullshit by the Ginger Hammer.

“Everybody, this is the hand I used for 3 years to wipe my bare ass with, and now it is pointed at an even bigger asswipe.”

All of your questions are good, I just want to know who wrote the caption for him.

I can’t tell what’s douchier, the gold cuff-link or the monogrammed cuff-link. Can it be a tie?

You are better than that Kroenke.

We goin to Sizzzla, we goin to Sizzzzla.

Whatchu talkin’ bout Rex?

I know that the team’s front office can’t pony up the cash for his fine but I do know 52 other people in that organization who can and should help pay his fine and they are his teammates. I think even the long snapper making the league minimum can afford $333.90 to help make a point to the Commissioner.

Although it is a legitimately crazy take I feel like Choo had intent in interfering with the throw by holding his arms out. The way Odor reacted to it was almost to quick for it to be coincidence unless some video scout relayed a message to the 3rd base coach about Martin’s penchant for bad throws back to the pitcher…

This scores a 9 out of 10 on the Korean Baseball League BatFlip-meter. Huge moment in front of the home crowd after a suspect call, great style and tossing the bat AT the opponents dugout is a nice touch but I need more end over end bat rotation like a tomahawk to give it anything higher than an 9. Better luck next…

I admire how the sucker puncher attempted to gain a tactical advantage by standing on the bleacher bench prior to throwing his first punch. Too bad for him that it didn’t phase the bigger combatant. Good fight everyone, I’m glad I did not go out in Old Town Pasadena that night because I have a feeling there was more…