One random thing I noticed was that all three of the home run hitters kept their top hand on the bat all the way through their back swing. FUNDAMENTALS!!!!

Bro, they don’t like you.

“Hey you two! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!”

I guess Mike Bell doesn’t agree but then again I don’t care too much about the opinions of the unemployed.

Why IBB someone when you are down 6? Sure it’s the AL but I could see why Rameriz took exception to that. The bat flip was Puig-esque so I understand why chap ass Molitor got miffed.

I prefer Jessica Mendoza in the booth to this douchecanoe.

I’ve been to approximately 45 games at Chavez Ravine this season and have seen one fight. The security has gotten infinitely better than it has been in the past by preemptively removing fans who are attempting to rile up spectators around them (like this little turd is doing in the article).

Yes he / she would because they would be escorted out by security because Dodger Stadium does not condone that expression.

My only question is: Can he carry the Pizza Guys commercials torch vacated by Isisiah Thomas?

Ain’t I cute though?

“Mama says I should make more than Peyton!”

Do you think Ik offered the Limo or Geno requested it?

I’m very surprised we didn’t hear a coach screaming, “I swear to god if I see another handshake you all will actually have to do your own course work this fall!”

He should pay some of them to go to the Paul Mitchell school to hook his hairline up a bit better.

This is the portion of the letter that made me realize that this bride is completely clueless, “ Even a majority of friends who could not make the wedding sent us a congratulatory note and/or gift.”

Oh really?!? They couldn’t make it but sent you something out of the goodness of their heart to say sorry they weren’t…

Why not use a Melvin Gordon jersey here? Also, who wears pants in SD anyway?

Two things about your response, 1) I gave my tickets for Clayton’s No-no to my brother when it was MY BIRTHDAY! (He will never live that down) 2) The most Juan Uribe part of the Uribe Blast vs the Braves was the fact he failed to bunt on the first two pitches. I agree that I have never heard or felt the stadium shake…

Even Joey Crawford thinks this is taking things a bit too far. Call the game blue, we aren’t here to see you.

The soul patch is reason enough to be terminated.

This line just hit me like a ton of bricks while simultaneously opened my eyes to what I need to do, “When you strip all of the details away, his existence underscores the fact that my father is permanently gone. It reopens the wound. But that wound is going to heal, save for some scarring.”

My dad has been gone since…