So, I think I’m not the only one who’s sad we don’t have a place to talk about what’s going on with the Scalia replacement situation here on Jez. You know, since he was a terror for women’s rights since the 80s. I made a place, in case people do want to discuss it.

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

but did you buy both of these shirts????

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

That movie was a work of art. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. How often can you say that?

Agree. No studio wants to see big successes from Netflix’s movie ventures. It probably felt safer burying their also incredible documentary in a section of the Oscars most people don’t care about.

Hey now. Let’s leave Betty White out of this.

It’s so frustrating. They are so insistent on only white that it's become absurd. The best actor nominees are:

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

Dammit. And there I was, all these years, making love on a bed FOR WAR.

I prefer get a piece for peace.

It’s the only think I can look at in the photo.

The PLF is also involved in lawsuits that argue that protecting gray wolves puts livestock at risk, and that Montana is violating the constitution by not providing state funds to religious schools. They're by no means a credible organization.

Get behind me troll

So avert your fucking eyes, Wendy.

Actually the Detroit water system is not a mess, it services most of southeastern Michigan and there are never issues about quality.

where are you getting this information from? Did you happen to notice the number of cars on that lot? Wouldn’t it stand to reason that he had multiple listings and had to deal with Auto Trader often? Would you prefer to deal with the same person? He came to the door in a towel. Done it myself when I was running late.…