I grew up in a small town where there were no stoplights. The cops had nothing better to do than fuck with teenagers. I got pulled over driving through a well known speed trap when I was 16. The cop said he clocked me doing 70, twice my actual speed, which was an outrageous baldfaced lie. He didn’t have a radar gun...…

Captain America? Didn’t you hear, they all want to be the Punisher these days.

I’m confused as to how they turn this into a movie about Lynden Johnson’s wife, but I’m gonna stick it out to the end.

Just having the Defenders look up at the massive disk/portal thing. (Except Matt, because he doesn’t need to).

Actually, pretty much no one in that movement wants anything of the sort. Most of them just want a place where white people don’t have to succumb to diversity.

Maybe it’s because he never raped or got anyone killed for gambling debts?

In America, if you’re white, you’re racist whether you want to believe it or not. Look up white privilege. It’s a big problem here.

Judging from that first tweet, there’s about an 85% chance the person running the Nuggets’ Twitter had just finished smoking a huge bowl while watching a nature documentary.

But has he been here since it was glory hole?

Just what a cunning player of four dimensional chess would say!

First, imagine if this was a big muscular white cop that punched a black female in the face. Totally different spin I’m sure... Second, the bitch deserved it!!! You go boy!!! Tell me all about your feminism... Equal punches. Oh wait! You mean most women can’t hit as hard as most men. How unfeminist of you. :-).

Did you just tie Vin to the Third Reich here? Is that what you’re saying?

He’s hit most of his threes at the top of the key and he shows a good sense of timing when he trails the break and pops open shots with a nice quick release.

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

You’re right, he went to Clemson

they already have a black WR

Pfft. Don’t tell me when I’m allowed to start sucking dicks, sir.

Unless said haters are into that sort of thing.

My letterjacket was like $300. I felt like a ridiculous asshole wearing it the moment I graduated, and tbh I probably already was one anyway.