Hey, Tomatoeface, you almost had me, until said “as out of out of touch.”

Was a horse - until MGM released Mr. Ed on DVD, at which point, in protest, he switched to walking barefoot. Some say the soles of his feet are stronger than steel plate.

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

I think it’s funny when people shop every dealer within 500 miles for the lowest price, then complain how that dealer was a liar. Of course he was lying. Only the biggest liar within 500 miles was going to fit your criteria. 

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

The Midseason Trade Brigade

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

I don’t know about you, but I understand that while the U.S. market is huge, this isn’t 1945 anymore. There are enough developed and developing economies in the world today that we aren’t nearly as necessary as we think we are. We should be working harder to maintain what was already a shrinking advantage, not…

Ah yes, the Facebook clause. 29 United States Code Section 438(a)(4)(F)(iii) - if you can’t find the child’s birth certificate, a facebook, instagram, snapchat will be deemed an acceptable substitute unless such facebook, instagram, or snapchat post has filters with dog ears that block more than 40% of the subject’s…

Nope. This is how Baby Boomers write stuff. Self-important, overly wordy and pseudo-intellectual. I can literally HEAR the all-white New Balances and leather smartphone belt holster.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Excuse me, I do not.

You know what makes you a douche? Everything you’ve said.

“with flawed logic about things”

Well this is going to get fun.

I saw something written about how Pruitt believes in states’ rights to regulate themselves... but is vehemently against California’s attempts to more heavily regulate emissions controls.

Pretty simple: so they can fire all the drivers and keep that cash to themselves.

Building is, or can easily be, wired with high voltage cables. The back of the parking lot is not.

If McDonalds started building bridges and an early one collapsed, you don’t think there’d be a few people questioning why a fast food giant was doing infrastructure?