Bridge wasn’t built in a day. Construction started last year and wasn’t expected to complete until next year. That span was moved into position in a day.

Why is Jack Lithium Pack subsidizing Joe six pack’s petroleum at the tune of $40-50 billion a year?

Cooling airflow? Despite grills looking like they’re getting bigger and bigger, most of it is blocked off plastic anyways, plates don’t make much of a difference when Automakers are blocking airflow for better aero.

No, his daughter is just far more mature and intelligent than you.

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

Damn brotha, you’re in too deep.

I’m 32, and I love the muppets. Should we fight about this?

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Annnnnnd here we go!

Nope. You just can’t improve on a 1986 Chrysler LeBaron GTS.

People who even get a bonus at all should consider themselves lucky. My employer doesn’t give any out.

I’m sure it is, but I’m not getting on a train in the USA until we get massive infrastructure updates...

Food and Shelter?

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

There’s no vaccine for affluenza.

Allow me to voice my conclusions.

Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

Go back to seeking the approval that you won’t receive here or in real life, grey.