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Tom confirmed to like flat butts

In a church, at a funeral.
I have shame.

The Mustang’s driver.

This isn’t a showpiece article; it doesn’t even have dick pics.

I know a guy with a postal truck. Let me run the numbers.

Somewhere Skip Bayless is psyching himself up in the mirror. This is his time.

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

Just think about all of the left handed twists and turns of the plot!

Does Draper have an alibi?

Not with that attitude.

I just created an account to tell you how fucking dumb this argument is. Game 1 of the 2015 finals went to overtime WITH Irving. You do not get addition by subtraction when JR Smith and Delly are your 2nd and 3rd scoring options. This is a dumb argument and you should feel bad for saying it.

Is he union?

That take was so hot the Cuyahoga Rivers’s on fire.

Driver stayed calm, but the dashcam was FREAKIN’ OUT

Deadspin needs to use a NSFW tag if they’re going to show a pic of a prick and an asshole.

Ash, did you and Kanye get together, do some funky stuff, black out, wake up not remembering anything and then nine months later you produced this wonderful comment?

Fitting, fake fighting for a fake rivalry.

Mac n cheese at a cookout is one of the most dicey dishes out there. Unless it’s straight out of the oven, it’s basically just a curdled mess that barely resembles mac and/or cheese. Also, some people make that shit with eggs in it which turns it into a casserole; those people should be arrested.