Then it would’ve read “well, golly gee whillikers, guys, I just think that maybe the Cubs would’ve had a better shot if they’d been a little more humble, and by the way, A.I. was a great movie according to the Alien Terrible Opinion Leech that lives in my brain.”

Those lines are painted with cars in mind because cars cannot accelerate as quickly as motorcycles. In my mind that means it’s not necessarily unsafe to pass. As you can see from the video, he could see there was no one coming and that it was safe.

So if I'm stopped at a red light and no ones coming I can just go? It would be perfectly safe.

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Yes and no.

“Hurrrr I’m not gonna buy new I’m just gonna wait until I can buy it used,” they all say.

why, so they can sell three of them?

I can’t tell if the Mustang driver signaled, but he definitely did enter the #3 lane before the truck did. He did so smoothly and without any sudden movements. That lane did not belong to the truck in any capacity. By the time the truck attempted to merge, the Mustang was already there.

but it’s possible the worst victims so far are the dealers

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

Yes, it is basically the same thing.

Next, the inevitable disappointment of this season will have Bills fans mimicking Chris Benoit’s finishing move.

So do the engineering and marketing team behind the crosstrek getting unlimited access to hookers and blow now or what? They pretty much hit it out of the park on that one.

So Hendrick racing then

The fact that this man survived truly demonstrates that God hates Cleveland.

It’s probably a real bag but how could they know it was THE bag?

Roethlisberger: “Are we going for two?”