I mean, it really happened, but yes. Yes I did.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

those people are no longer at the top, in case you’ve forgotten that the bankruptcy swept away some people. and when the ignition switch problems came to light, a bunch of other people were let go. If you think the current management should still be executed or something, at least be honest enough to say you’re just…

$540? Not bad, mine’s usually $1200...

By that standard every automaker in existence should be run out of business.

yes, every automaker you don’t like should be put out of business.

the ranting of a 13-year-old who is frustrated that the only action he can get is from his own hand.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

The thing people miss is that it’s not a free pass: You really have to repent. You really have to be sorry. You really have to mean it. Not just, “Oh, wait, I could be going to hell, that was a bad move” sorry.

I just had to watch an ad so I could watch an ad.

I have now learned that there are some ovens designed with the bottom drawer being a broiler. I have never seen this. Probably because it is a law suit waiting to happen and the manufacturers have wisely made design changes in newer models.

Outrageous, but still better than the Fines Syracuse players were subjected to.

Um. The nose and tail pieces aren’t part of a common template. Haven’t been for a few years now.

“Ideally, he’s a placeholder for a year or two to mentor Johnny Manziel...”

THE PC VERSION LOOKS A MILLION TIMES BETTER!!!!!!!

That’s badass.

I would say CarMax may be a victim of DeMuro.

I have watched girls and women play soccer my whole life, and I have never seen anyone even try to beat the keeper from half.