Still, the Bears aren't the worst landing spot.

2015 Oscar Nominations Snub Basically Everybody Who Isn't a White Dude

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.

I guess the dealership I visited was a mirage.

You should invest your tax return rather than spending it on a monitor.

Yeah - that the majority of their customers aren't buying manuals.

I imagine the top gears are for low-RPM cruising to help gas mileage.

Is this some kind of incest joke?

No, I know. But it's one thing to, say, have Peter Gammons talk about Ted Williams impact on baseball in anticipation of his death. It's another to have the friends of a guy talk about him while he's still alive; I just think that's a bizarre dynamic. I'm not saying they were wrong to do so (Stuart Scott is…

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

I eagerly await reports of the first drunk 3-AM-on-a-Saturday text exchanges between the two following the break-up.

SF: I miss u bae
Harbaugh: Michigan treats me better than u
SF: MICHAGUN WONT DO THE THING YOU LIKE
Harbaugh: Please don't say it
SF: BUTTHOLE

I am so completely mesmerized by its weird butt. It looks like an ill-fitting skirt. Skin skirt. Rhino skin skirt. GET YOUR BUTT TAILORED, TINY RHINO.

YAY! I'm glad that I suck then.

I'm sure he's real sorry his choice in car isn't good enough for you.

Kevin Love Winning on him is a metaphor for Andrew Wiggins' season.

So I'm assuming he's going to be charged an hourly rate from the tow company for preventing the flatbed from leaving. I'd guess he's going to be charged far more than if he just let it get towed (and of course far less than if he just parked in a non-disabled spot).