Garth Brooks could wear a goddamn muumuu and Crocs, and I'd still be starstruck.

That. dog. is. fucking. salsa. dancing.

Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.

LIKE THIS!

This might be cooler than even ROC.

This is a poorly constructed experiment. Is there even a control group?

Do you hate your family?

If the reporters didn't see Jay in the locker room, where did they think he was? Jimmy Johns?

The fact that you [presumably] have a driver's license is slightly terrifying considering your lack of fundamental knowledge that many would consider necessary for safe operation of a motor vehicle.

Every interface between objects has TWO coefficients of friction: The static coefficient, and the kinetic coefficient.…

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

All you fuckers are lucky he's OK.

The last two NFL games (two different cities) I've attended cost me less than $10. Combined. (And not just because someone gifted me tickets either...the market for both games was that bad.)

My wife got me a couple of PSL's for the Texans in 2010. I went for a couple of years and bailed before the debacle last year. I DO NOT MISS IT. I haven't been to a game since. The level of intoxication that I regularly saw was worse than any frat party. People routinely passed out in their seats. The vulgarity, men…

Yes please go on. Barry needs some low hanging fruit. This is serious fucking journalism here.

It is interesting that the people most invested in college football are the ones who didn't even graduate high school.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

He forgot how to physics.