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Ohio State fans are gonna be PISSED when someone gives them the gist of the joke that Dayton made at their expense.

Someone (a brilliant angel, perhaps?) shared this link on the Gawker post about this yesterday (or whenever) and I think it's really worth sharing again:

A bucket was placed at his feet.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

I see. I was supposed to be looking at the bright side for you, not for me. My mistake...

She's not the only one with a wood in her hand!!!

Like a true Gilmore girl, Sydney then spent the next hour talking incessantly about pancakes and hamburgers and motherfucking Yale. God, can we just be silent for like 30 seconds, please?

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

He's wearing a Colorado Football jersey. Say what you will, but he's not a band-wagoner.

"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

I predict Seattle's 12th man gets the MVP.... which will be Peyton Manning's 2nd Superbowl MVP.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

D. Orlando Ledbetter:

I see they got Clarkson to make their ads, Supervillains drive Jaaaaaags.

"The Browns Have Essentially No Coaching Staff Right Now"

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.