Driver in backwards car: "Goddammit Carol! That slimy salesman said this was horseless!"

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Do you have any opportunities for me to make $400/wk working from home?

Chuck was initially frustrated when he saw the Cash Only button displayed on the MetroCard screen, but then he nodded knowingly.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

In a just world, people who don't like A Charlie Brown Christmas would be herded into the cargo holds of ocean liners and then sunk into the Mariana Trench.

Wow, even if you can get really high, it's still a bad idea to run the post pattern.

Bullshit. The Vikings haven't started a quarterback in years.

Except that in the real world the earth rotates and the sun isn't constantly in your eyes for an entire race (unless it's a short one).

I'd imagine that they're just going to put better rubber feet on the bottom to stabilize the console within next few manufacturing runs. It's an issue that's inexpensive to fix.

Remember, this is all from automotive experts who have multiple marketing and engineering degrees so they know how things really work.

I just don't understand Kinja.

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

Oh, in that case, you were already a lost cause.

How unfortunant to hail from such a shitty school. Go falcons.

I want you to go look at a ps2 game, then come back to me.

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

Not at all uncommon or unexplainable. Like most ostriches, Bosh has merely mistaken a fast-receding hairline for a swiftly diminishing supply of grass. You can sense his urgency in the first interview as he cruises by with displeasure at not being able to graze. He lurks deftly behind LeBron, but Ah! Lebron has…

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