@hopskipper: Dude, that bear is GIVING IT to that iceberg.

What's the Concorde?

@RandomThought: Haha thanks. It seems the Gawker Network is the only place on the entire internet where upside-down text isn't totally overused.

@Xander Crews: Can I build around FIFTY MILES of Makran Mountains?

@Mr_Sives_Remotoc: You found a picture of the BTCC 850 with all four wheels actually touching the ground? I didn't know any existed.

@Vexxarr: One word: lag.

@Nivenus: Agreed. It's pretty kick ass.

@commentotron: "Again this obsession with heavier-than-air flight."

Okay, who wants to play some Risk?

Wide body Taurus: The cure for "stance".

@Deekle: 9/11 did the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around?

@mtfmuffins: Here's one for ya. [jalopnik.com]

@472CID: But then I might actually want one, and that would be unacceptable.

I improved it.

Obligatory.

I want you to know that I did, in fact, read the article in a southern lawyer accent. Apparently I do this quite well after a few glasses of wine. You learn something new every day.

I want you to know that I did, in fact, read the article in a southern lawyer accent. Apparently I do this quite well after a few glasses of wine. You learn something new every day.

It's a little early to say, but I think this one may have my vote. Very nicely done; I sympathize with every sentiment in this article.

Optix,

This article made my day.