@jark: If it makes you feel any better, I work for Hyundai's engineering department and we have been asking each other the very same question.

@BrianMadigan: I have to admit it. That can is pretty awesome.

@BrianMadigan: LPS or nothing!

@wimbles - Pontiac 6000 STE Fanatic: I would steal the hell out of that. Make sure it has A/C, but no power steering. kthx.

@Devastator247: A complicated and expensive plan that leaves you wide open to a first degree murder conviction? I like it.

@Rob Keehner: Looks like somebody's been reading his Sagan. I'm not sure I completely agree with his viewpoint, but I can certainly see where it's coming from.

@Torgen got 99 problems but the PAXFlu ain't one: I know you're just being sarcastic, but I have to butt in with a little correction:

@jumpmanx2424: You best be trollin.

@dal20402: Yep. Definitely the last good generation of Camry. I loved that V6.

@Baby Beater Benz: A whole bunch of Heisenberg! I'm sooo going to use that sometime.

I don't understand this. Who is this for? Is it for people who only have the use of one hand? Is it for people (raised by wolves) who don't know how to use a knife and fork together? If one has those problems with a real knife, how is a shitty knife supposed to make things better?

Why did it seem like there was some kind of law that those stickers had to be applied willy-nilly and crooked with regard to every line on the car?

@spiegel1:

@Rob Bilodeau: Actually, most Bimmers have the battery in the trunk, which is even more Prius-like!

@donlphi: If you hold it too loosely, all the signal falls out.

@Real Tomsk of Genius: No, they did several takes. They just had to use a total of 178 Marinas.

At my work, we have a Brazilian market Fiat Palio. It sports a badge on each b-pillar denoting its trim level: "Attractive".

@MushyHeirloom: I like Starion because my roommate's Japanese and I like to tease him and tell him that they meant to call it a "Stallion".