@Fast_Nel: I once had a car whose waterpump cavitation frequency was "often".

@momentsofabsurdity: My simple philosophy on tipping: If somebody comes to you, tip them. If you need to go to them, don't tip. This means you should always tip waitresses, bellboys, cab and shuttle drivers, and tow truck drivers, but never employees at a place where you need to walk up to a counter. According to…

I've always wanted to get a buddy distracted (drunk, stoned, slipped a mickey) for a few hours, get a bunch of friends to help to turn wrenches, and switch the victim's car over to right hand drive. I'm talking a factory-quality swap here. If it's going to be done, it has to be so perfect it leaves him wondering if…

@BaconSandwich thinks drum brakes are of the devil: You know what they say; God looks after drunks and fools.

@rageturtle: You're not the only one.

@KirkyX: Are you calling me a criminal?

"Helium-powered" blimps? I think you may be referring to helium-lifted blimps.

On the biodegradable German wiring... are you serious? I know that German wiring harnesses of that period were notoriously bad (was it only the '90s? I remember the 1985 Saab 900's facing a similar problem with their wiring), but I can't believe that's seriously the reason for their failure. If so, major facepalm.

@Ash78: It's too bad... you can almost rearrange the words and letters to say "A driver I'd like culled". Close, but no cigar.

@stoke 2.0: I don't know why, but I find your comment to actually be significantly funnier than the original line.

Needs more Rage Against The Machine.

LOL at everybody commenting that the US is the only country not using the metric system. Ever been to England? Now there's a schizophrenic system of measurement. How about measuring fuel consumption in MPG, but selling petrol in litres? Americans don't know how good they have it.

@kake81: My assault rifles have 7.62mm diameter barrels, but I clean them with .30cal wire brushes. That's, like, double freedom, right?

@mkbruin: Well, thanks much!

@mkbruin: Really? Where are you finding them? I have been passively on the lookout for a Comanche for years.

@GTRbrian: I don't think Toyota would approve of that.

@christauph: Not to pick nits, but one manufacturer will commonly transfer some of its 'M' plates to vehicles built by different manufacturers. This is done for many different reasons, including competitive testing and, (more interestingly) when researching a new market.

@ZomBeeRacer: I tired was but now too laughing.

@schwaebz: Yeah, but it's better than a Maserati. You know why? Because it shares a platform with a delivery van! How cool is that!

@MushyHeirloom: Holy shit, you're only 19 years old? From your behavior on this forum, I would have guessed you were well into your 30's at least. Take it as a compliment.