@Ursen: It had a full tank.

@HoonThatFerrari-isNowHooning a Maserati: Hot damn, you have good taste.

@G.P. Snorklewacker: ...or you could just white out some letters on that slogan. You could even use the 'L' as an exclamation mark.

@cmdrfire: You should if you get the chance. All I've seen are the official press shots, plus a couple out of R/T. Was it a white one you saw?

I'm partial to the top on the new Boxster Spyder. I love the use of the trunklid as a lever. Looks pretty sharp, too.

@Lotte: I have a strange phobia of those things. That's not some kind of "automatics suck" joke, either. Those things legitimately freak me out.

@studbike: You mean because they polish their welds smooth so you can't even see them? I don't see how that constitutes "beautiful welds", but whatever floats your boat. I'll take lugged steel anyway.

@Clashtastic misses Jalopnik 1.0: I totally agree with you on the Milan, at least up to the Fusion's recent facelift. I always thought it was the handsomer of the two, especially from behind.

@Elvin Rivera: XR4ti's are, and always will be, the secks.

@ccc40821: I don't know, but I would piss my pants for a chance at a ride on either one.

@Jimmy-Pribble: Heart-click for sense of humor.

@Jimmy-Pribble: I probably should lay off the crazy pills. I'm just worried that if I quit I'll gain weight.

@gman1023: It's a Kia Borrego. You can't be blamed for thinking otherwise, since Kia have sold like two or three Borregos ever. I work for Hyundai/Kia's engineering department and I have honestly seen more of these on-site than I ever have in the wild. Here's one showing the A- and B-pillar grab handles to remove…

@87CapriceEstate: That, sir, is a Kia Borrego. I think I just validated my obscure car knowledge for the day.

@Buster Brew: As a CEO, I figure I would be cultivating some serious megalomania.

@Mr. Scroggs: ...and some rocked MerCruisers!

@Venivedivice: That's the problem. Our roads are fantastic, and we can't complain too much about gas prices, but you guys totally get all the good cars!

@Jimmy-Pribble: What the hell are you talking about? Am I taking crazy pills here? Nobody's treating "junk shot" and "cum shot" as synonymous. I would think that was obvious from the fact that the sign in the picture has not been jizzed on, but has in fact had junk thrown at it. Add that to the fact that "Junk…