@boomchek: My dragon sense is tingling.

You know what would have been cool? If KISS ran over him in a Cadillac. Not the Devon Kiss wanker, but fuckin' KISS. If that happened to me, I'd want to die just so my epitaph could read:

@ccc40821: I'm not positive, but isn't that a picture of Enterprise?

@Cooluser23: I'll admit I was pretty young at the time, but I thought I had the basics down pretty well. What am I getting wrong?

@meatbag_pussrocket: You forgot to mention the fact that they are drop-dead gorgeous.

@Nürburgring: You shouldn't be able to post a picture like that without a disclaimer:

...so if Wes likes motorcycles more than cars, I think that entitles us to a rematch against Maximum Bob, doesn't it?

@Enorym: What's Elon Musk doing with the guy from Blue's Clues?

@nutbastard: You mean talking about doing as cool of things as Tesla is...

Mercury Blues?

@900pilot: Seriously, though. Tesla was already taking government money for a vaporware product that was supposed to be the next big thing (sound familiar?). Now Musk has stolen a page straight out of John C.'s book: if you need more government money, just build a factory in an area with crushing…

@spiegel1: Not exactly what I was thinking, but come on, look at the guy! Do you honestly think he doesn't enjoy a little bump every now and then?

@Rondo!: I don't know why, but I love that commercial.

Tesla is the new DeLorean.

@Lotte: Mainly due to the position. It's pretty heavy, but you can get a solid hold on it if you grab it by the top and bottom center. The real neat part, though is that there's no need to worry about tightening any bolts while you're holding it. You just slide the mounting rails together, hold the hood with your…

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: If you really want to go rare, find one of the few hundred SPGs that were sold in "Beryl Green". Now that's rare.