“But if you knew anything about Kelly, who is infamous amongst the thankfully limited set of readers and colleagues in the South Florida area for being an idiot and a shitty reporter, this really wouldn’t surprise you at all.”

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

Every day, Biden reveals more and more what a piss-poor candidate he is—and why he’s the frontrunner, too. The American electorate, broadly speaking, does not like to deal with complex, difficult topics—they’d rather vote on name recognition, “gut instinct,” or just for the person who says stuff that makes them feel…

The alt-right is the “alt-right” because calling yourself “nazi” or “fascist” is (rightly) placing yourself in bad company. TL;DR: They’re cowards

I’ve always wanted him replaced with great American hero William Tecumseh Sherman.

Does it have internet access? Not for porn, for other stuff. Why’d you even bring up porn?! How weird of you to think of that!!

As someone who lives in Louisiana and this has five (!) Popeyes locations within a five minute drive of my home (including the last remaining Popeyes buffet), all I can say is HAH. TAKE THAT, YANKEES.

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

They did work together to simplify the regulations. California and the 12 states that follow California, along with 13 automakers, were in on the Obama agreement to increase fuel efficiency and emissions standards. That was working together to simplify the regulations.

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

About 450,000 Africans were brought to America on slave ships. Now some of those slaves were kidnapped by Europeans and not sold by Africans. But let’s say, for the sake of argument, that every single one was enslaved by another African.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

starring this because out of all the “no, U shut the fuck up” comments this is the best one

I’d kinda prefer you take your own advice instead of attacking one of the few people in the world with a platform, who’s actually trying to educate and make people smarter so maybe this sad dystopia we’re heading for can be averted.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Ok few things:

I guarantee once this nightmare ends, whether we’re able to get the numbers to vote this overgrown orangutan out or he finishes both terms, a few years will pass and the White news media are going to treat Trump like a old buddy from college. They’ll do press tours and softball interviews on shows like Good Morning…

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!