Jemele, you are drama

you seem like you own a lot of tweed jackets.

Ahh. perhaps we should walk everywhere instead. Or ride bikes, in mountainous terrain, in the winter. Or teleport! CARS ARE NAZIS.

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

The Academy Awards are awarded for art (or at least they used to be). Not politics.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

I imagine this is the old “watching football on the West Coast is SO much better because it’s early and then you have the whole day!!! OMG!” argument. If so, I fully disagree, I like my football at 1, 4, and 830 and I enjoy knowing that is literally the only thing I’m doing.

I wish every article that references the NFL’s ratings drop would also reference where it’s dropping from.

The Hall of Fame Game, an exhibition, drew 8.2 million viewers this year. Cavs/Warriors on Christmas Day? 8.8 million.

How about this: the OC isn’t good enough to help the QB, AND the QB isn’t good enough to make up for the OC. The Bills should move on from both Taylor and Dennison.

I wish every article that references the NFL’s ratings drop would also reference where it’s dropping from. The NFL accounted for something like 45 of the 50 most watched sports events from 2017.

Come on, the Cards are actually better than the Yankees when you count honor, tradition, and playing the right way. Tell us how.

I look forward to these games only for the amazing glitch compilations. Of course I have to post this...there’s a possibility someone hasn’t seen it!

you gotta be dense to think that calling females girls is an offensive term

The fact that everyone’s offended he called them girls kinda validates why there is a contract in the first place. hehe

I mean, they’re not as bad as this site portrays them. Portnoy’s a jackass and they have some shit writers/takes (like this site) but they do put out some high quality content too. Honestly, a lot of their shticks are things this site used to do/joke about but now is too focused on being outraged and writing about…

You were “overwhelmed”?

You and Jay Cutler. And everyone else.

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.