I cooked some salmon in the office microwave. I apologized a hundred times, to no avail.

10 Folgers cans turning dinosaurs into thunder

I don’t think this had anything to do with heart. He was buying $800 ventilators and trying to pass them for $50,000 units. So for a thousand units he was probably going to get some sort of future $50mil writeoff for an $800k investment plus all the good publicity. He is too smart for this not to be planned and…

You’ve got some of that overly caffeinated Charlie Kelly energy going on today.

Nice humblebrag about being able to afford a $100k+ toy while 20 million file for unemployment

Ok, so we’ll be getting a whole lot more Jeep wrenching stories, and bad hair days LOL

So is he going to /Drive, R&T, or Business Insider?

Michael - A few items to note about gas prices...

“Well trick me into an embassy and chop me up like a piece of meat, this is the last thing I’d have expected from Saudi Arabia!”

I think actual stats on the mounted cannon would surprise you!

A couple points: Tanks are quite expensive compared to a pickup. The extra weapons you get on a tank also use even more expensive ammo. Tanks also need a lot more specialized maintenance than a pickup. They generally use more crew, and that crew would need st least some specialized training. Last, a tank operating on…

“90% of the guys that buy Tacoma’s will never even use it for transporting rebels, let alone mount a 20mm cannon in it.”

“and I’m not even trying to wage war on anybody.”

The real bullshit here: While all of those ass holes can fairly easily get their hands on the best pickups and SUVs Toyota has to offer, I cannot buy any of them in the US and I’m not even trying to wage war on anybody.

“I can’t say that I agree with genocide, but at least they’re using a pickup for actual work.” - Jalop McJaloperman

And I see that our “friends” Saudi Arabia and Dubai are complicit in this. 

“Renault, of course, is in the middle of trying to merge with Peugeot, which they insist is still on despite the pandemic. I wish them both luck.”

First, STOP these god damn auto play videos!!!!!

I’m betting on some sort of insurance fraud. Car rentals have tanked with the virus and these companies aren’t getting any kind of bailout. I know some car companies are self-insured, so I’m curious if the ones lost in the blaze fall under that umbrella or not.

So where’s the 100th anniversary edition of machine tools?