Have...have you traveled with my family and I?

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

You’re very invested in these two strangers’ internet argument about traffic light sensors. Are you high?

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

I call it “cosbyseed”

So an unwitting driver rammed his erect trailer full of rapeseed into a bridge...

Exactly!

They sure do. Drivers disconnect them because they’re annoying.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

I was with you up until the part about Florida.

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

Authorities already said Uber is not at fault. Now we know LIDAR is not at fault either. Driver was bored staring at gadgets on dashboard and played solitaire instead - also not at fault. No way Volvo is at fault. Bicycle and victim are not at fault.

The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

for a small additional fee, users can have their charging cables in contrasting red stitching too.

I mean, as opposed to the company not being held accountable at all?

The settlement discussions started like this: